dandelionteeth ([info]dandelionteeth) wrote,
@ 2005-12-14 18:45:00
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Current mood: naughty
Current music:Mom singing "Pretty Girls," by Prozzak

'tis the season...


To the tune Christmas is coming.


Christmas is coming,
The nurse's aides are rude!
Stick around and you will get some attitude.
We feel we're overworked and
We're understaffed as well.
And if you disagree, then you can go to hell!


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[info]pondside
2005-12-15 05:52 am UTC (link)
Well...
since you asked -- this arrived in my mail today. From a dear dear friend with a horrid sense of humour. Sure it's been around for a while but....

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR PEOPLE WITH
PSYCHOLOGICAL/PSYCHIATRIC DISORDERS

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens
Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for
Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About
Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and
Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and
Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants
and ...

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of
Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out,
I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells ...

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day
But Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland
Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy
Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry
Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.

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